Welcome to The Scammers Cartel

Where your Bitcoin goes to die. Proudly running the long con since 2008.

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Who We Are

The Scammers Cartel was founded by nobody in particular. We consist of Bitcoin fanatics who realized they could make more money running scams than doing real work. Our revolutionary scam blockchain operates on Proof of Craig. The BSV Ass can and will take your Bitcoin with the NAR and DAR and Rod Stewert's endorsements (scams), openly admittinng he does not understand the technical aspects of Bitcoin very well. (Don't fade Geomatria and KYC everything!) We are not affiliated with any organization. We do nont give a fuck about your feelings. We do not give a fuck what you think about us. Pop in our decentralized X space at any time and share your story on how you've been scammed and we will welcom you with open arms.

How to Get Scammed

Follow these simple steps to lose everything:

  1. Buy Bitcoin.
  2. Do not use it at all. Pray to God that the NAR and DAR are supported by the masses.
  3. Panic sell at the bottom and kiss your funds goodbye!

Totally Real Whitepaper

Download our whitepaper and learn about our groundbreaking "Proof of Confusion/CSW is Satoshi" blockchain consensus mechanism. It’s so confusing, even we don’t know how it works!

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